Graham: A liar is the second lowest form of human being.
Ann: What's the first?
Graham: Lawyers.

James Spader em "Sex, Lies and Videotape"


Alan Shore: Let me tell you two things about myself. I too am a lawyer, I can be painfully vindictive, and I do not play fair.
Lester Tremont: That's three things.
Alan Shore: See? Not playing fair already. And I'm just getting started.

James Spader em "Boston Legal"